seriously Opie...you have every avenue money can buy to keep the weight off...screw the chefs, shrinks and trainers...that actually takes work...let's talk about the airbrushers and the full on spanx built into all of your versace dresses...or the camera man who only gets a x-mas bonus if he never shoots the bad side...how about the handlers positioned just so to accentuate your curves instead of your rolls...i know...this is starting to get a little mean...and i apologize...but jesus woman...will you just goddamn embrace yourself...seriously....you are never going to be tiny...unless of course you go back to only drinking your food...or start cohabitating with your chef again...where did rosie go??? i wonder why she never got a cooking show and i think it's because she was in your life BEFORE food network...that is how long you have been struggling to try to be something you are not...and how long we have all been watching...as a role model for women you are amazing...a self made wonder woman...no gossip...no drama...just oprah being oprah...and not making any excuses for who you are...except of course your weight...there has never been a shortage of excuses for that...i think this time around it is your thyroid...hmmm....interesting because if you ask me i'm going to go with genes...now i'm not saying your genetically fucked to be fat...but you defintely have a better chance of being happy in a size 12 than miserable in a size 6...yes...i agree....it is hard to be miserable when you are a size six however the ride back up the size chart is pure torture...and the size 6 prada jeans will forever be around to taunt you while the 12 levis will always stay true and make you feel good...honestly O, i really think you have missed the mark here and as an ambassador to and for all woman you need to address the truth!!! you didn't get fat because of the thyroid...it was the potato chips...and you don't need to be a skinny 6 just a healthy 12...and please Opie, demand that all women throw out their scales!!! because it's not about a number... it's about eating right most of the time and exercising enough of the time... and in reality it's really about how we all FEEL when we take that last quick glance of the mirror as we walk out the door to conquer our worlds...
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I don't have much to say about O. Other than, at least it is a public realization that not everyone stays the same weight all of their lives.
But I would tell her, enough about the weight shit - how about help out the thousands of people dying over here of cholera (one of the easiest conditions to fix in this world.)
There are worse things than being fat...like being dead.
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